On the Road Again

By now you may have heard that Willie Nelson's tour bus was pulled over last week and guess what they found?  I mean besides five members in good standing with AARP.  Authorities found a pound and a half of...GASP...marijuana.  Weed, gonza, grass, etc.  Now don't get me wrong, I do not condone aged country singers and their bands, ranging in age from 54 to 75, discovering America with their weed goggles on.  But come on, this is 73 year old Willie Nelson.  A bale of pot had to be for medicinal purposes.  They probably just misplaced the prescription.  And the pound of mushrooms were probably for a tasty portobello dinner aboard the wildwood weed express.

What the real problem is going to be getting the smell out of the upholstery.  How will the band explain the great grandkids behavior after visiting gramps on the tour bus?  Doesn't everyone's grandpa keep a bale of noxious weed in their camper.  Doesn't everyone's gramps smell like bong water? 

I'm kind of surpirsed Willie doesn't have a larger girth with all the munchies going on.  Maybe Willie should consider a different variety of herbs.  If I was his age I'd go for some saw-palmetto for a healthy prostate.  Maybe a good dose of seratonin and maybe vitamin e for that healthy skin look.  I heard you get a health high from ginko biloba. 

Weed and muchrooms sounds more like a salad at the Wild Oats Market.  At this rate Willie,  you can never be a greeter at WalMart.  You couldn't pass the drug test.