I had no idea....

...that if you go into a stall in a public restroom, you can send signals to others that you are looking for a "good time" with apparently anyone.  Idaho senator Larry Craig, who apparently has a wide stance and taps his foot, hums Cher songs and likes to pick up any diseases that may be lurking on the floor of the public restroom has taught me alot in the past couple of weeks.  Senator Craig originally pleaded guilty a couple of months ago to doing stuff like this in a Minneapolis airport restroom and it caught up with him.  The other day he told us he would resign his position at the end of September.  Now, I find out that he is unresigning and seeking to unenter an unguilty plea.  I had no idea you could undo this.

Senator Craig has had this toe tapping problem before in New York's Grand Central Station also.  He has had a change of heart as his children have now come out and told him he is not gay.  So many people have told him he isn't gay that he now believes it.  Now all Larry has to do is go to the landfill and find all the Cher and Barbra Streisand albums he abruptly tossed when he thought he might be gay because all the signs were there because soliciting men for "whoopee" in restrooms does not mean you're gay.  You know, the toe tapping in public restrooms, the desire to touch other people's "thingys", his intense desire to "Dance with the Stars", and his desire to become a Cher impersonator do not necessarily mean you are gay.  I've heard Senator Craig had sent Siegfried and Roy cards volunteering to take Roy's place if needed. 

Rumors around Washington are that Craig will begin a whistlestop campaign across America to hold press conferences at Bus Station restrooms everywhere to reinforce his claim of not being gay.  I had heard the Senator had received an invitation to appear on an episode of Will and Grace and he had considered joining the cast of "Cats" on Broadway.  He may even be seen "Sweating to the Oldies".

I wish Larry Craig much luck in his bid to undue his indiscretions and become ungay.  Excuse me if I don't shake his hand.  I just don't know where it's been.

That is all...Peters out!  (Not the same as you're used to Senator!!!)