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The Classic Country 92.3 Promotional bake sale was picked up by the local internet media and all of a sudden, it's a big hit!  Mister X was in town over the weekend and we dedicated a great amount of time to perfecting the idea.  We finally came up with what we think is the ultimate promotion.  THE MILLION DOLLAR CUPCAKE.  This is the perfect fundraiser!  WE ONLY HAVE TO SELL ONE! Plus we have plenty of room for negotiation.

Someone has also suggested if the promotional budget bake sale goes bust we could have a garage sale to raise money for our promotional budget.  I have a couple of old KKRD and KEYN satin jackets, Tim Peters coffee mugs and other assorted trash and trinkets from the old days.  You know, the days before I didn't matter much.  I also have the actual Arbitron book where I actually had ratings!!!

I've always admired Mister X's clear thinking ability despite the fact he suffers from the Schlitz Syndrome.  He acquired this malady in high school when he was hit over the head with a beer bottle.  That's the same high school that displays a bronze statue of Mister X commemorating his days at SouthEast High School.  It's a shame the statue has been vandalized everyday since his graduation.

That's about all I have the energy to write to write today.  You may have heard that I was involved in an underground garage fashion show during the night.  I spent the entire night trying to escape and could never find the way out.  Thank God for an enlarged prostate so I could wake up to pee every hour.

That is all...Peters out!