Bad boy!!!

I know, it's been a while but I have no excuse except for the 16 hour days of delivering drugs.  But I actually got a request for one of my great stories.  It's about the greatest practical joke ever played on me,  I will change names to protect me from a libel suit.

Here is the cast of characters.  Al Jamieson will be known in this story as "Arlan", Christian Adams will be referred to as "Chris", Chris' girlfriend will be called by her real name Heidi to inform other possible partners of probable infection.  There were several other girls present for this event also.  They were a couple of girls we hung with long enough to humiliate them by forcing them to appear naked in public several times.  Oooooh, another great story for another time.  We'll call them Cindy and Lisa.

The story goes something like this.  We were living in Scottsbluff Nebraska gracing the western Nebraska airwaves with our golden throated tones.  We were paid very little so we had to create alot of our own fun because we could not afford to pay for fun and there was no Craigslist for us to get "massages".  I maintained a basement apartment in town and Arlan, having followed me to Scottsbluff for employment had a small cabin like structure out by Lake Minatare.  One summer evening I didn't get off the air until later in the evening and all the aforementioned characters had already started their evening of fun and frolic at Arlan's cabin.  I was to join them when I got off the air.

Later that evening I drove the 15 or so miles to the cabin and passed what appeared to be Chris' Camaro going the other direction at the end of the driveway to the cabin.  This is the same Camaro that Chris would drive backwards on the country roads to try to reduce the number of miles on the odometer.  This kind of behavior may explain why I don't identify these people by the real names.  Chris and I stopped window to window and he told me he was headed somewhere to pick something up for the outstanding party brewing at the cabin.  I continued on to the parking area in front of the cabin.

The idea was to make me think that everyone, including the two often naked girls went with Chris leaving only Heidi and Arlan at the cabin.  I walked up the walkway to the cabin and entered.  It was dark inside except for the candles I saw out of the corner of my eye in the bedroom.  I turned and entered the bedroom to find Arlan in bed with Heidi.  This actually caught me by surprise on two fronts.  One, usually I had to date a girl before Arlan would even touch her, and I hadn't ever dated Heidi.  Second, Heidi was Chris' girlfriend and it now appeared the Arlan had nailed Chris' girlfriend.  They acted surprised to see me.

I then heard Chris' car roar to a stop in front of the cabin and I went out the front door to "head him off at the pass".  I met him at the bottom of the three steps down from the cabin and blocked his way in.  I told him not to go in but he feigned anger, pushed me aside and went in where the boys made it sound as if they were fighting over Heidi.  At that point Chris came out and laughed at me and said, "Gotcha!"  Everybody got a good laugh at my expense.  I know this will come as a surprise, but it won't be the last time someone will get a laugh at my expense.

Quite possibly the best prank ever played on someone, except when we got those two girls, "Cindy and Lisa" to have to appear naked in public.  Now, that was funny!  Great joke guys and if I have omitted anything, let's just pretend that was the story we're sticking to.  The cabin will also have Arlan talking about the "girl at the lake", another Tim followup for Arlan.  Then again, he did find out I wasn't exagerating!  Another great story for another time and another website.

That is all....Peters out!